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[cyberjoke3000] March 4, 2013



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

When is it unacceptable to bring a date to a wedding? When you're the groom!

 

A sweet young would-be starlet came to Hollywood to find fame and fortune. At her first big cocktail party, she quickly realized who was the most powerful man present, approached him and said, "Excuse me, would you mind stepping behind this hedge? I'd like a word with you." He looked intrigued and did so. She said in her sexiest voice, "Now I'm gonna unzip your fly, take out your co¢k, and give you the best blowjob you've ever had!" He smiled slightly and said, "Okay, but what's in it for me?" 


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