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A circus couple went to an adoption agency, but the social workers doubted their suitability. "Where will you live?" They pulled up photos of their 50-foot deluxe motor home, complete with a nursery. "But how can you provide an education?" "We'll hire a full-time tutor." "What about health care?" "We have a full-time nanny who's a pediatric welfare expert." Finally the social workers relented. "Okay, then. What age child do you want?" "Oh, we don't care, as long as it fits inside the cannon!"
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