Monday, November 24, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] November 25, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

All you need to know about this video is in the title: "Grandmas Smoking Weed for the First Time."

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Happiness is a way of travel -- not a destination.

 

One by one the members of the Board of Directors entered the C.E.O.'s office until Bob, the newest member, sat alone. Finally, he too was summoned into the conference room with the chairman and other directors. The chairman eyed Bob and asked in a stern voice, "Bob, have you had sex with my secretary, Ms. Foyt?" "Oh, no sir, positively not!" "Are you sure?" "Yes. I've never touched her!" "And you'd swear to that?" "Yes, sir. I swear. I've never had sex with Ms. Foyt!" The C.E.O. exhaled. "Good. Then you fire her!" 


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