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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak because a baby can't chew it. -- Mark Twain
Two lawyers were stranded on a desert island for years with nothing but a coconut tree for food. Every day one lawyer would climb to the top of their tree to look for a boat, but nothing ever came. Until... one day, when one lawyer yelled down, "I can't believe my eyes! There's a woman floating off shore." The other lawyer yelled up, "You're hallucinating! You've finally lost your mind." But sure enough, within minutes, a stunningly beautiful woman floated in, face up, unconscious, totally naked, without even a pair of earrings. The lawyers dragged her to the beach and discovered she was still alive, warm, and breathing. One said, "You know, we've been on this island for years now without a woman. It's been so long. Do you think we should... well... ya know... screw her?" The other lawyer was incredulous. "Out of what!?"
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