Monday, March 19, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] March 20, 2012



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I’d be remiss if I didn’t thank all of you who sent your condolences. They were truly appreciated.

So here are some new sight gags since I missed Monday’s:
http://www.allowe.com/Humor/sightgagbrowser.php?j=3271 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women don't keep their mouth closed long enough to build up enough pressure!

 

Jasmine told Melva about her horrible experience with the guy she took home the previous night. "After we had some really freaky sex, that S.O.B. called me a slut!" Shocked, Melva asked, "Then what did you do?" "I told him to get the hell out of my bedroom and take his biker buddies with him!" 


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