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I’m sad to report that my father-in-law passed away this week at age 95. I’m going to take the next few days off. He was a wonderful man, married to love of his life for nearly 70 years, and until recently still played music. Since my dad died when I was young, he was my father for all my adult life. I’m proud to have known him. He was one true gentlemen.
I’ll be back in a week or so. But right now, things just don’t seem that funny to me.
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
A 12-year-old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him. "I'll give you a bag of candy if you get in the car," said the driver. "No way," replied the boy. "How about a bag of candy and ten dollars?" asked the driver. "No way," replied the youngster. "How about a bag of candy and a new bike?" quizzed the driver. "No, I'm not getting in your frickin' car!" shouted the boy. "Okay. What will it take to get you in the car?" The boy said, "Look, Dad: you had to buy a Volvo, now you have to live with it!"
How do you know if your Viagra is working? You like to sleep on your back but have to turn off the ceiling fan!
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