It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™
This article has a dozen tips on how to speed up your Windows 7 machine. Some are what I would consider a "last resort," (like turning off indexing) but if your machine is slow, they're all cheaper than a new computer.
http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2364937,00.asp
Got a joke to share with me? Send it here. If you received this email from a friend, why not start your own free subscription? It's easy. See below.
Today's CyberJoke 3000™
"Sam, I think our new cleaning lady stole two towels." "Yeah?" said a disinterested Sam. "Yes, and they were two of our best towels, too. You know: the ones we got from the Hawaii Hilton!"
Paddy went rabbit hunting with the village pastor. Paddy watched with fascination as the pastor held his finger over a rabbit hole and soon, out popped a rabbit. The pastor grabbed it and put it in his sack. He repeated this weird but successful technique until his sack was full of rabbits. Paddy couldn't resist. "What are ya doin', Pastor?" The pastor replied, "Before I go rabbit hunting, I insert my finger in my wife's vagina. Rabbits can't resist the smell. Then, when they come out, I grab 'em." Paddy rushed home to find Maureen bent over scrubbing the kitchen floor. He lifted her skirt and applied his finger as directed. Without glancing up, Maureen giggled. "Holy Moses, Pastor! Rabbit hunting again?!"
To hear jokes instead of reading them, download "Al's Comedy Club" for your iPhone, iPod, or iPad. It's less than a buck!
For a free subscription to CyberJoke 3000™
If you can read, you qualify! And it really is free.
You can learn more about it here.
Every past issue is here.
To join, send a blank email here.
To quit, send a blank email here.
To change your email address
Go here, unsubscribe your old address, then resubscribe with your new address.
To contact me
For more humor, visit allowe.com.
Submit your jokes for CyberJoke 3000™ here.
Send your comments and feedback here.
Copyright information
I am not the author of these jokes and I do not claim any copyright privileges concerning them. I assume them to be in the public domain. I do my best not to use copyrighted material. If you see any, tell me and I'll remove it immediately. You're welcome to send these jokes to anyone, as long as you forward this entire email, complete with all this information intact.
__._,_.___
No comments:
Post a Comment