Wednesday, March 21, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] March 22, 2012



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"Why don't men enjoy golfing with women?" asked Jill. Her friend, Mary, replied, "I don't know but I went golfing once with my husband and he never let me go again." "Why not?" "He said I asked too many questions." "Like, what kind of questions?" inquired Jill. "Questions like: 'Why did you hit the ball into the trees?' 'Why are you digging up all that sand?' 'Are you supposed to hit the ball into the lake?' ...stuff like that!"

The sweet young thing chose a desk near a well-built young man in History 101. He whispered, "Why are you wearing a football jersey?" She said, "It was a gift. Why shouldn't I wear it?" He said, "No one gets to wear a real jersey unless you've made the team." She replied sweetly, "Oh? Did I miss someone?" 


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