Thursday, August 23, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] August 23, 2012



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

"Jill, look at those two men sitting alone at that table." "So?" "Well, we're two women sitting alone at a table. What does that add up to?" "Four losers?"

 

A man noticed a young woman, sitting all by herself at the movies, with both hands under her skirt, stimulating herself furiously. He moved to the seat beside her and offered his help. She accepted and the man really gave her a go until he tired and withdrew his hand. She then went back to work on herself. "What's wrong?" he asked. "Wasn't I good enough?" "You were great," she said, "but these crabs are still itching!" 


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