Friday, August 31, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] August 31, 2012



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

A young couple was discussing their upcoming marriage ceremony with their pastor. He asked, "Are you entering this marriage of your own free will?" There was a long pause. Finally, the girl punched the apprehensive young man and said, "Say 'Yes'!"

 

"What wrong with you? You've been married for three years and still I have no grandchildren!" "I just don't know, Mom! Billy tries all the time, but I have a lot of trouble swallowing!" 


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