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Luigi told his son, "Giuseppe, I want you to marry the girl I've chosen for you." Giuseppe said, "No way, Dad. I'll choose my own bride." Luigi said, "But she's Bill Gates's daughter." Giuseppe said, "Oh. Well ...okay." Ten Luigi approached Bill Gates. "Bill, I have the perfect husband for your daughter." Bill Gates answered, "But my daughter is too young to marry." Luigi said, "But this young man is Vice President of the World Bank." Bill answered, "Ah. In that case ...okay." Finally, Luigi went to the President of the World Bank. "I want to recommend a young man to be your Vice President." The President answered, "But I don't need another Vice President." Luigi said, "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law." The President answered, "Hmm. Then ...okay." And that, friends, is what you call a businessman!
A commuter settled into her seat after a long day at the office and closed her eyes as the train departed the station, but within a minute, the man beside her was on his cell phone, speaking way too loud. "Hi, sweetheart. ...Yes, I'm on the train. ...Yes, I know it's the 7:30 but my meeting ran long. ...No, honey, not with 'that floozy from accounting.' I was with my boss. ...No, honey. ...Yes, cross my heart." This went on and on until our female commuter could stand no more. In her sexiest voice, she purred, "Honey, get off that phone and come back to bed!" He rarely uses his cell phone in public anymore.
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