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Curiosity is safe on Mars! After months of travel and the most elaborate landing procedure ever, (in honor of the Olympic gymnasts) it even “stuck the landing!” The first small images are already coming back to Earth. See them here:
http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/msl/multimedia/gallery-indexEvents.html
But stay tuned; later this week, better, color images should arrive.
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Medieval Pick-up Lines: "Hey, Princess: where can a lonely knight scabbard his sword?" "Been there, slain that." "What's a nice maiden like you doing in a dungeon like this?" "They don't call me Lance-A-Lot for nothing, you know!" "That chastity belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping chamber!" "Hear that rattling sound? That's my chain mail drawers expanding!" "Thou hast hit me harder than the plague!" "When the Inquisition put me on the rack, my limbs weren't the only thing they stretched!" "Your hovel or mine?" "Pardon me, ma'am: would'st thou like to see my long sword in action?" "I lost my left leg in battle; guess what I'm walking on!" "Milady, it's not the size of the wand that matters, but the magic within." "Why yes, maiden, I am a wizard. Shall I make your clothes disappear?" "St. George appeared to me in a vision and told me that I must bed you immediately; the fate of the Kingdom depends on it!" "My, you are a beautiful damsel in distress -- let me help you out of it!" "Once I was imprisoned in a tower like Repunnzel, but it wasn't my hair that the queen asked me to let down!"
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