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Jorg Willekens sends along another free replacement program, “Draftsight” by Dassault Systems. It opens AutoCad files (which few programs can). It’s free for non-commercial usage and comes in Windows, Linux and Mac flavors.
http://www.3ds.com/products/draftsight/free-cad-software
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Saint Peter asked a man at the Pearly Gates, "What did you do on Earth?" The man replied, "I was a doctor." Saint Peter said, "Okay, go right through these Pearly Gates." He asked the next man the same thing. "I was a schoolteacher." "Great. Go right through these Pearly Gates." He asked the third man. "I was a musician." Saint Peter said, "Go around the side, up the freight elevator and through the kitchen!"
Two old friends were enjoying a few pints down at the local bar. One said to the other, "Why do all the guys around here find my wife so attractive?" The second answered, "Probably because of her speech impediment." "What do you mean? My wife doesn't have a speech impediment." "Well then, you must be the only guy who hasn't noticed that she just can't say no!"
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