[cyberjoke3000] November 15, 2012

It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I'm writing a book about reverse psychology; whatever you do, don't buy it!

 

While visiting Rome, an Australian tourist was filming the Vatican with his new video camera. As he panned around, he saw someone having a wank in the bushes. Zooming in, he was amazed to see it was the Pope. And just as the Pope "purged his bishop," he spotted the tourist, ran over to him and said, "I want to buy that camera!" "No way, mate!" said the Aussie. "I just got it." "I'll give you $1,000 for it." "Forget it!" "Okay, I'll give you $10,000 for it." "Really?" said the Aussie. "10K? Yeah, all right, mate." Later, a cardinal noticed the Pope carrying the camera. "What a great camera, Your Holiness. Where'd you get it?" "I bought it from a tourist." "May I ask how much you paid for it?" "$10,000." "Wow!" said the cardinal, "he must have seen you coming!" 

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