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Our long national nightmare is finally over! Yes: no more election ads. Yippee!! Seriously, I’m going to take a moment to celebrate the fact that our nation can argue long and hard for what we believe, spend billions of dollars, and yet, the morning after the election, everything continues to operate -- perhaps not as smoothly as we’d prefer, but well nonetheless. I’m proud to be an American!
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On the first day of second grade, the teacher asked the children their names. One boy replied, "Ravashanka Vankatarataam Bannerjee." She asked, "How do you spell that? He replied, "My mom helps me!"
How is a gynecologist like a pizza delivery man? Both of them can smell it but they can't eat it!
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