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Two hard-core golfers were playing a round when a thunderstorm roared in. Lighting struck and killed them both. Arriving at the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter looked through his big book. "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but it appears there's been a mistake. It's not yet your time to die. I'll be glad to send you back, but it will have to be as someone else. You see, it would be just too confusing: they've already held your funerals and, in fact, your wives have been dating for some time. So what'll it be?" The two golfers discussed this situation privately for a few minutes. Finally,
What's a Jewish three-way? One has a period, one has a headache, and one has an erection.
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