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Years ago, a Scotsman used a pay phone to call his girlfriend. "Mary, my love, will you marry me? Think it over and call me back" and gave her the number of the pay phone. Hours passed as the Scotsman stood near the phone booth, but it didn't ring once. His buddy, watching from inside the pub, came out. "Look, laddie. She's not going to call. Come on in and have a pint." The waiting Scot waved off his friend and continued to wait. Suddenly the phone rang. The Scot looked at his watch and proclaimed, "I knew she's the girl for me. She waited for the night rates!"
Got in touch with my inner self today. Damn cheap toilet paper!
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