Wednesday, April 17, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] April 17, 2013



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I don't believe in astrology. I’m a Sagittarius; we're very skeptical.

 

Jane ran into her ex-husband, who sarcastically asked her, "So, how does your new husband like sex with used goods?" Jane replied with a smile, "He likes it a lot -- once he gets past the used part!" 


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