Tuesday, April 30, 2013

[cyberjoke3000] May 1, 2013



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Wallace Krebs sends along this short video showing the entire world's air traffic during one 24-hour period. Remember: each of those dots contains hundreds of passengers. That's a lot of flying!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1US_4uf4YE 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

When a waitress brings the food, old men look at the food while young men look at the waitress.

 

What Sex and Parking Spaces Have In Common: You should never have to wait to get one. Spaces in the front are the best. You should be able to slide right in. When there are no spaces in front, spaces in the rear are also fine. You get jealous when you see someone double-parked. You'll wait for a good one. Short time limits are annoying. Your space should be open and waiting when you arrive. A house isn't a home without a parking space. Everyone is looking for free space with unlimited time! 


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