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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
Tim and his long-time girlfriend decided to tie the knot. Shortly after their honeymoon, she told him, "Honey, I've been thinking: now that we're married, you should give up golf. If you sold your clubs and that golf cart, we could get new furniture." Tim's face didn't change even a little, he calmly said, "You sound like my ex-wife." "Ex-wife!" she cried, "You never told me you were married before!" Tim said, "I wasn't."
What do you call a Scotsman with a thousand girlfriends? A shepherd!
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