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A farmer, his wife, and son lived far out in the country. One morning, the wife awoke and saw the family's only cow lying dead in the pasture. "How can I possibly feed our family now?" she thought. Depressed, she hung herself. Her husband awoke, found her, and was so remorseful, he shot himself, which woke their son, who discovered both his parents dead and gave up on life, too, heading for the river to drown himself. There he found a mermaid. She said, "I understand your despair, but if you have sex with me five consecutive times, I will restore life to your parents and your cow." He replied, "Five in a row? Is that all? Why not ten times in a row?" She was surprised, but accommodating "Okay, if you can perform ten times, everything will be as it was yesterday." The young man hesitated. "Hang on! How do I know that ten times in a row won't kill you …like it did the cow?!"
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