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Place 32 metronomes on a sturdy table, set them randomly rocking, and they remain out of sync indefinitely. But put them on a flexible surface and within two minutes they achieve synchrony. Mesmerizing!
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the mental hospital cafeteria!
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