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Inflation hasn't ruined everything. For example, a dime can still be used as a screwdriver.
A father and his three beautiful daughters spent the night in a nice hotel. The daughters caught the eye of a cute bellboy. But Dad noticed their intense glances and threatened the bellboy: "If you even touch one of my girls, you're a dead man!" So the bellboy minded his own business. But his horny eldest daughter sneaked out and told the bellboy, "If you don't make love to me tonight, I'll pour tomato juice on my sheets and tell my father that you popped my cherry." Fearing for his life, he did as she wished. As he was leaving her room, the middle daughter stopped him. "If you don't make love to me tonight, I'll pour tomato juice on my sheets and tell my father that you popped my cherry." So again, he agreed. As he was leaving her room, the youngest daughter grabbed him. "If you don't make love to me tonight, I'll pour green tea on my sheets and tell my father that you popped my cherry." "Green tea? Why green tea?" "Because, you silly, my cherry's not ripe yet!"
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