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Ultra Hal is an artificially-intelligent chat bot that learns from past conversations according to its creators, but listening to two of them talk to each other is just weird and frightening:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_tvm6Eoa3g
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When a repairman tells me that he'll come "sometime next week" I always answer, "Fine. How about if I pay you sometime next year?"
Eating breakfast with my 10-year-old granddaughter last February, I asked her what day it was. Without hesitation she said, "Presidents Day!" I asked her, "So what is Presidents Day?" I expected something about Obama or Washington, but she surprised me by saying, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House and, if he sees his shadow, we have six more months of bullsh¡t." It hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!
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