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[cyberjoke3000] July 20, 2015



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

While driving her fifth-grade son to school, a mom saw a bumper sticker reading, "My child is an honor student at ______." Hoping to encourage him to raise his grades, she said, "I wish that I had a bumper sticker like that for my car." Her son replied, "Okay, Mom, I'll steal you one!"

Two women were talking. "He's not well-endowed, but the sex is wonderful." Her friend replied, "So he's rich?" "Yep!" 


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