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The teacher said, "Now we'll write an essay on 'If I Were a Millionaire'." Everyone began to write except for Little Johnny. "What's wrong, John? Why aren't you writing?" Little Johnny just sat there with his hands folded behind his head and said, "I'm waiting for my secretary."
Sue and Sally were talking and eventually the conversation turned to sex. Sue said, "Our love life is okay. We do it every week or so. How about you?" Sally said, "It's been great ever since we got into S&M." Sue was aghast. "Really, Sally? I never would have guessed that you'd go for that." Sally smiled. "No, it's good. The S&M is: he snores while I masturbate!"
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