Thursday, July 30, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] July 31, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Charter CyberJokester Neil J. Rubenking, PCMag's Lead Security Analyst, says there's more to yesterday's car key radio amplifier tip: if your doors automatically unlock when the car senses you nearby, you have yet another worry. Now thieves can buy a cheap device to boost the car’s signal to your keys. So, even if your keys are inside your house and the car is outside, this amp will make it open:

http://bit.ly/1IsuTzP

Solution? Keep your keys inside a metal container to block the signals.

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

If I robbed my local IHOP, could the cops arrest me? After all, I'm in international territory!

A man looked all over town for his friend Bob. When he passed the barber shop, he stuck his head inside and asked, "Bob Peters here?" The barber replied, "Nah. Just haircuts and shaves!" 


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