Tuesday, July 21, 2015

[cyberjoke3000] July 22, 2015



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

In 1987, Apple created this video to predict where its products would be ten years into the future. While they did envision something kind of Google Glass-ish, they did not predict their own company's rapidly approaching bankruptcy.

http://digg.com/vitdeo/apple-concept-video-1997-1987-awkward-strange 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates!

A Scotsman, an Irishman, and an Englishman went to a brothel. The Scotsman asked, "How much does it cost?" The madam said, "You pay by the inch." Everyone agreed this seemed fair, so the Englishman went first. When he returned, his friends ask how much it cost. "Fifty dollars," he replied. The Irishman went next and when he returned was asked the same question. "Eighty dollars!" he said, proudly. The Scotsman, who loved to brag about the size of his member, went last. When his buddies asked him how much, he replied, "Ten dollars." "What?" they said. "Why so cheap?" The Scotsman said, "I paid on the way out!" 


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