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When a web search brings lots of interesting hits, I Ctrl-Click several at a time (instead of plain left-clicking). Why? Because my list stays visible while the Ctrl-clicked pages open in new tabs in the background. Then I look through all the open tabs, closing (with Ctrl-w) those I don't care about. When I'm done, I'm back to the original search results list. This is much more efficient than "ping-ponging" back and forth from the search results to one page at a time.
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I went for a run this morning but came home after two minutes because I forgot something. I forgot that I'm so fat that I can only run for two minutes!
A police officer pulled a man over for speeding. "Sir, do you know why I stopped you?" "Yes, officer. I was speeding. But it's a matter of life or death." "Oh? How's that?" "There's a naked woman waiting at my house." "That's not a matter of life or death." "It will be if I don't get home before my wife does!"
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