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The Spanish National Research Council has introduced the world’s first child’s exoskeleton to help children with spinal muscular atrophy. Weighing 25 pounds, made of aluminium and titanium, it helps patients walk, some for the very first time.
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Tourists who visit Indian reservations rarely leave without some memento of the traditional culture. One enterprising Indian outsold his competitors' wooden dolls by undercutting their price. "How does he make money, selling them so cheap?" the competition wondered, until they took one apart. Inside, where they used hardwood, he used cheap pine, with a thin slice of hardwood glued on top. Although he claimed his dolls were authentic, his competitors knew: they were merely cheap Sioux veneers!
A scoutmaster texted his troops' parents: "Scouts, 7:00 sharp at church. We will work on aviation, cycling and gynecology merit badges." Within a minute, a second text arrived: "Oops. We will work on our GENEALOGY merit badges!"
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