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Please join me in signing this petition to the White House to keep live music alive! Rep. Martha McSally (R, AZ) has added an amendment to the proposed Department of Defense budget: "none of the funds made available by this Act may be used for performances by a military musical unit...." This means no live music at patriotic parades or concerts (even July 4th), receptions, banquets, concerts for troops in war zones, state funerals, even the national anthem at almost any event. If these events were contracted to civilian musicians, the cost would be significantly higher. Even worse, I suspect many events would use pre-recorded music. Please help! As a former military band musician myself, I know the good that these groups do at the cost of a infinitesimal fraction of our military budget!
http://bit.ly/SaveMilitaryMusic
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Two blondes were filling up at a gas station. One blonde said, "I sure hope gas prices don't go up again." The other blonde replied, "Oh, that doesn't matter to me. I always just put in twenty bucks worth!"
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