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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
I only have two requirements in my will: I want my remains spread over
For their fiftieth anniversary, a couple checked into the honeymoon suite of an expensive hotel. The bellboy delivered their luggage and thought, "Tonight that king-sized bed will go to waste!" But every time he passed their room that night, he heard laughing and clapping. All night long! He couldn't believe it. In the morning, he mentioned to the husband that he had overheard their joy and asked what caused it. The old man explained, "Son, it's like this. We lie in bed naked, face up. My wife lifts my pen¡s with her hand and then we make a bet." "A bet?" "Yeah. She lets go and, if it falls to the left, I win. If it falls to the right, she wins." The bellhop asked, "But what if it doesn't fall?" The old man grinned. "Why then, son, we both win!"
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