Monday, April 10, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] April 10, 2017



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

At the reading of the will, the family was surprised to learn the deceased had included a clause that gave his wife everything, but only if she remarried within six months of his death. The surprised widow asked if the attorney could explain her husband's logic. He answered, "Your husband told me he wanted to be sure that somebody would be sorry he died!"

What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby? "Ha, ha. Your Dad's a jerk off!" 


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