Wednesday, April 5, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] April 5, 2017



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Here's a different sort of GoPro video. Watch this dentist operate on hyenas, leopards and lions to improve their oral hygiene.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6acqFJuLGU

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Rules for the New Dog: The dog is not allowed in the house. The dog is only allowed in certain rooms in the house. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture. The dog is only allowed on old furniture. The dog is allowed on all furniture, except the bed. The dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation. The dog can sleep on the bed, but not under the covers. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only. The dog can sleep under the covers. Humans need permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Hell's Angel? Someone who comes to your door and tells you to f*¢k off! 


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