Friday, April 7, 2017

[cyberjoke3000] April 7, 2017



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Did you know that with the right equipment you can boil water until it freezes? I didn't believe that either -- until I watched this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4BGV7-1lhs 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

You may be having a bad day if the only thing on TV are the emergency routes out of town!

Two 87-year-olds at the local senior citizens center fell in love and got married. On their wedding night, they consummated their marriage with a long and passionate bout of sex. As soon as it ended, Ed grew very still. May realized that her new husband died as he climaxed! At Ed's funeral, one of Mary's friends said, "I was shocked to hear the news, Mary. What happened?" Mary replied, "Oh, not much. He came and he went." 


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