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New United Airlines Slogans: "First Class, Business Class, or No Class?" "Our prices can't be beaten, but our passengers can." "We put the hospital in hospitality." "We beat our passengers, not the competition." "Let us make you an offer you can't refuse." "Board as a doctor, leave as a patient." "Not enough seating? Prepare for a beating." "And you thought legroom was an issue." "Proudly offering Admiral's Club, Captain's Club, and Fight Club." "If our staff needs a seat, we'll drag you out by your feet." "Good news? We're serving free meals again. Bad news? It's a knuckle sandwich." "We treat you like we treat your luggage." "Flight or fight." "You may have patients, but we don't have patience." "Both red-eye and black-eye flights available." "We'll hit a guy with glasses." "Now serving free punch." "On selected flights, now offering Chinese takeout!"
Gina said, "My new boyfriend is so romantic. Every time he speaks to me, he begins with, 'Fair Lady'." Tina responded, "Romantic, my ass! He used to be a bus driver!"
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