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Charter CyberJokester Neil Rubenking has written an article about phone scams that you really should read. My personal technique is to lead them on a moment, then when they think they've got me, shame them into looking for "a real job!"
http://www.pcmag.com/article/346790/is-this-call-a-scam-heres-how-to-tell
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™
I tried to childproof my house but the kids still get in!
A drunk stumbled into a bar's bathroom and found a tiny little man dressed all in green, with pointy shoes and an Irish accent. The drunk said, "You're a leprechaun, aren't you?" The little man replied, "Yep. That I'd be." "Since I caught you, don't I get three wishes?" The leprechaun responded, "Sure. Name 'em." "First, I want a giant house with servants." The leprechaun said, "Zap! You now own the biggest house in town. And it has fifteen servants." The drunk thinks, "That's nice, but I'll need money to pay my servants" so he wished for fifty billion dollars. "Zap! You now have fifty billion dollars in the bank." The drunk grinned and said, "For my final wish, I want the most beautiful wife in the world." "Zap! She's waiting out in the bar for you." Satisfied with his good fortune, the drunk started to leave when the leprechaun stopped him. "Well, now, since I did all of this for you, and it's been centuries since I've had sex, how about if I have my way with you?" The drunk thinks a moment, but decided, "Why not? He's given me everything I need in life." He bent over and let the little man sodomize him. While it was happening, the drunk whispered to himself, "I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe I'm doing this." The leprechaun soon finished and said, "I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun!"
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