Friday, May 11, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] May 11, 2012



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

CyberJokester Eric Schneck was curious about yesterday's clock. He translated the site’s Russian source code and learned that the artist, Mark Formanek, and 70 workers used 30 boards to make 1,611 changes over 24 hours in Berlin Sculpture Park. Wow. That was one inefficient clock!

 

What if you liked the Disney Main Street Electrical Parade so much that you want it to reproduce it? In your living room? In a coffee table? How would you do that? Here's how Robert Olszewski did it:
http://vimeo.com/41547088 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Doug and his wife, Eileen were on their was back from Canada. At the border, the guard asked Eileen the value of the goods they were bringing back with them. She hesitated to calculate. Finally, the duty officer said, "Never mind, ma'am. What's the most expensive thing in your car?" Without hesitation, she replied, "My husband!"

 

Do you know how Jews make love doggie style? He sits up and begs while she rolls over and plays dead! 


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