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A group of junior-level executives were in a management-training program. The leader made a point about the need to make decisions and then take action on those decisions. He said, "For example, if you had five frogs on a log and three of them decided to jump, how many frogs would you have left?" The group answered unanimously, "Two." The speaker replied, "Wrong. There would still be five. There's a big difference between deciding to jump and jumping!"
In line at the supermarket, I noticed a beautiful young blonde ahead of me firmly embracing an equally beautiful brunette and sharing a passionate kiss. When the bagger asked, "Paper or plastic?" the blonde replied, "Oh, it doesn't matter. We're bisacksual!"
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