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When a supermarket held a sale on boneless chicken breasts, Willie intended to stock up but found only a few skimpy packages left. He complained to the butcher. She replied, "I'll make up some more trays. They'll be ready in a few minutes." Willie then continued shopping. Soon he heard the lady butcher's voice boom over the P. A. system: "Will the gentleman looking for bigger breasts, please meet me at the back of the store."
When the blonde wife of a brunette husband gave birth to a redhead, the husband suspected she had cheated on him. He went to a specialist who asked him, "How often do you two have sex?" He replied, "Well, we used to do it all the time, but now it's maybe just once or twice a year." The doctor responded, "Ah, that explains it. You're just rusty!"
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