Thursday, May 24, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] May 25, 2012



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CyberJokester and baritone saxophonist Jim Hunt sends along Google's home page doodle art for May 23, 2012: honoring Bob Moog's 78th birthday, Google implemented a playable synthesizer on their home page!
http://www.google.com/doodles/finder/2012/All%20doodles
And here's how to work the controls:
http://bit.ly/Mpe7qM

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Judi went to a travel agent to buy a round-trip ticket. "Where to?" asked the agent. Judi rolled her eyes and said, "Duh. Back here!"

 

After a night of virtuoso sexual performance, the newly wed husband snuggled up to his new wife and said, "Darling, last night was amazing. Would you mind telling me how many man you've been with before me?" No answer. He persuaded, "Oh, come on. There must have been others. It's okay." Another long pause. As he started to ask again, his new bride interrupted him. "Hang on a minute. I'm counting!" 


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