Wednesday, May 30, 2012

[cyberjoke3000] May 31, 2012



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I never got to see a space shuttle launch in person, but this video may be nearly as good.

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Two lawyers sat down at a bar and ordered drinks. Soon, they took sandwiches from their briefcases and started eating. The bartender said, "Excuse me, gentlemen, but you can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The lawyers shrugged and exchanged sandwiches.

 

Sam had been away at war for three years, in many battles, and won many decorations. When he was finally discharged, he returned home to his wife and son. As he walked up the sidewalk to his front door, his young son saw him and cried, "Mommy, here comes Daddy, and he's got a Purple Heart on!" His mother replied, "I don't care what color it is! Let him in and you go play with your friends for a few hours!" 


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