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[cyberjoke3000] January 2, 2014



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

If Pinocchio had a cocaine problem, would lying about it only make it worse?

 

Three guys were discussing women. The first one said, "I'm lucky. My wife is like an acrobat; she can get into some incredible positions." The second man said, "I'm lucky, too. My wife is like a concert pianist; she's got talented hands." The third guy finally said, "I dunno; I guess my wife is like a chess player." "A chess player?" "Yeah. About every ten minutes, she makes a move!" 


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