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Why Sex Is Better Than School: Everybody likes sex and nobody likes school, except for virgins and that's because they haven't had sex yet. Sex sucks, moans, licks, pumps, and throbs; school just sucks. After sex, you feel like smoking a cigarette; after school, you feel like smoking something a lot stronger. You get disciplined during sex, but only if you want it. Drinking drives people to sex, whereas school drives people to drink. Sex relieves stress; school causes stress. After sex, you feel like you've accomplished something. Sex is cheaper; even paying for a hooker is still cheaper than thousands for tuition. You can choose whether or not to have sex; at school, teachers screw you regardless!
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