Sunday, January 19, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] January 20, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Go Seahawks! All the way to the Super Bowl!!
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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Have a rough day? Try this: Picture lying on a warm rock overhanging a clear stream. Birds sing sweetly. No one knows about your secret retreat. Sheltered from the hectic pace of the everyday world, serenity flows. Your arms are elbow deep in the cool running water, which is so pure that you can clearly see the struggling Congressman you're holding underwater. See? Don't you feel better already?

 

Cleavage is like the sun: unprotected, you can only glance at it, but wear sunglasses and you can stare much longer! 


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