Wednesday, January 29, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] January 29, 2014



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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I told the bank teller that I was changing banks and wanted to open an account. "Great. What's the name of your former bank?" I said, "Piggy."

 

The sailor came home from a two-year mission to find his wife with a newborn baby. He was furious! "Was it my friend, Sam?" he demanded. "No," said his weeping wife. "Was it my friend, Jim?" "No!" she sobbed. "So which of my no-good former friends did this?" She looked up and snipped, "What? You think I don't have any friends of my own?!"


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