Tuesday, January 28, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] January 28, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

To prepare for this weekend's orgy of Super Bowl ads, Old Spice jumped the gun with 9 parody websites. Maybe you should forward one of these to a friend who needs an "Internetervention." I can’t decide which is the funniest.
Soul Patch Powder: http://flavorpatch.com

Illegal Neck Workout Machine: http://zaneckworkouts.com

100 Percent Solid Gold Headset: http://glitzelectronics.com

100 Percent Black Leather Sheets: http://toughsheets.com

Cologne With Real Protein In It: http://smellpulse.com

Executive Spray Tan Parties: http://partytanz.com

The Push Up Muscle Shirt: http://theflatteringman.com

Brodos: Live Inside a Condo Inside a Gym: http://brodominiums.com

Bargain Tattoos of America: http://freshbodycoupons.com

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I'm thinking about moving to England so my other arm can also get a tan!

 

A man on a business trip googled his smartphone for an "escort." He chose a beautiful athletic blond but, when she arrived at his hotel room, she was really an overweight tattooed Asian. "You look a lot different from your photo," he hesitated. She replied, "You're the ninth guy who's said that tonight, but it hasn't stopped anyone yet!" 


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