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Evidently, when my wife says, "Do something to surprise me," she doesn't mean fill her purse with salsa and chips!
Overly-Suave I.T. Guy: You still use Internet Explorer; you must like it nice and slow! Ladies, when I'm done, your interface with be GUI! Is your name Google ...because you have everything I'm searching for! Girl, come over to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access! Please don't hesitate to call me if you ever need to get rid of a trojan! Girl, I'm elevating your permissions; you may now access my D:! Are your pants a compressed file ...because I'd love to unzip them! Girl, are you sittin' on an F5 key, 'cause that a$$ is refreshing! You say you have a trojan? I'm gonna need to take a look at that back door! I hope you're an ISO file ...because I'd love to mount you! That ass must be critical data 'cause I wanna back it up! Girl, my servers never go down -- but I do!
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