Tuesday, February 18, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] February 19, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

Been wondering what to do with that new 3D printer you got for Christmas? (Yeah, me neither!) But here's something pretty cool: a dad printed (and coded, of course) a robot that plays air hockey.

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2453106,00.asp 

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

I plan to be buried in a spring-loaded casket filled with confetti. Some future archaeologist will have an awesome surprise ...or a heart attack!

 

As he found his airplane seat, he thanked his lucky stars: for once, he was beside a hot young woman in a low-cut blouse. As he settled in, he couldn't keep his eyes off her. As they taxied to the runway, she whispered softly, "Excuse me. Could you please help me remove something from my breast?" He excitedly replied, "Of course! My pleasure! What?" She purred, "Your eyes!"


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