Friday, February 28, 2014

[cyberjoke3000] February 28, 2014



It's Al Lowe's CyberJoke 3000™

I knew someone would know! CyberJokester Mark Bateman was the first to send along news that iPhones have the same tracking ability as Android. They may not share results as detailed as Google's, but here's how:

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I knew that pit crews work quickly, but two seconds?!

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Today's CyberJoke 3000™

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his living room. It's not dead. It's just afraid to move!

 

"I lost five pounds yesterday having sex." "No way, dude. You can't lose five pounds having sex." "You can if her husband comes home early and chases you all around the neighborhood!" 


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